be 17
you and your best friend have semi homophobic relationship
things get weird
one day she asks you if you wanna date
gay
gay dating
dating gay
you close your eyes
your on a chicken farm
the only problem
the chickens have human arms
you say thats fucked up
why do the chickens have human arms
open your eyes
she looks at you
pondering
the smell of junior chickens burning in her loins
i love me some junior chicken
say yes
you date
5 years from now
still dating
don’t know if lesbians can get married in saskatchewan
don’t bother asking
yet she asks
they say yes
we’re at mcdonalds
eating a junior chicken
she asks for my hand in marriage
tell her i love her 4ever
i choke
i die
i’m dead
she falls on the ground
chucks junior chicken across room
cries
says bby why’d u have 2 die
i neva even got to say
that i luv u
5 ever
cry evrytyme
